Radiohead
The Best OfLuke Turner, June 6th, 2008 00:00

And so, by giving away their album for nothing (sort of) and jumping ship to XL Recordings, Radiohead took aim at the listing hulk of EMI Records and let loose a polite salvo of fuck you that, although not delivering the coup-de-grace, blew off the flagpole and made an unholy mess of the captain’s cabin. Would it be too far-fetched to suggest, then, that this appallingly sequenced compilation is an act of malicious retaliation from EMI?
Selecting a tracklisting for a Greatest Hits set is always a difficult task of course, but zero effort has been put in here. It seems that a bunch of sweating, callow execs, knees knocking in terror before the omniscient Guy Hands at the thought they might soon be out of a job, were forced together in some darkened room, and picked Radiohead song titles at random from the garter belt of a trembling EMI workie.
The reason that Radiohead were such a fascinating band in a 1990s music scene populated by the deeply conservative guitar groups of Britpop was their progression from mopey post-grungers with rooster hair, to the introspective glory of The Bends, to defining a new prog with the aloof, politicised sounds of OK Computer, and then pushing the envelope (admittedly sometimes just their own) with everything since.
Yet this fascinating trajectory is all but invisible here. 'Just' opens the first disc, to be followed, like a cartoon bulldog with gloriously swinging bollocks chasing a terrified feline, by the gloriously preposterous epic of 'Paranoid Android'. It then proceeds 'Karma Police', 'Creep', 'No Surprises', 'High And Dry', a jarring, nonsensical, confusing hodge-podge. It’s like reading Paul’s letters to the Corinthians before you’ve bothered with the Gospels.
Even worse for EMI, this insane shuffle is exactly the sort of thing that devalues music, making it ripe for downloading illegally. Radiohead have made themselves appear pioneers, their former paymasters are left looking like fools. And there’s the more serious point, too. This moribund collection is the reality of the society that Radiohead obliquely portrayed and predicted in OK Computer, a culture of shuffle, of quick gratification, unrewarding moments and rank exploitation. Radiohead have done well to escape.
Jun 8, 2008 1:21am
If EMI were actually still intellegent, they would have released an Album with more rarities. As it stand no radiohead fan will ever buy this, and all the tracks are available elsewhere.
Jun 9, 2008 1:23pm
is this record exclusively for the Out Of Touch Mums Looking For Last-Minute Birthday Presents market?
but I will say the tracklisting definitely doesn't look randomly chosen. It's clearly been chosen to include their 'greatest hits', their singles, as you'd expect, and most of those come from the more easily-palatable last millennium - with the obvious (and rather stark) exception of Pyramid Song, but again - that was actually one of their biggest ever hits.
Jun 12, 2008 1:50am
I applaud EMI for reminding us that Radiohead are just a band and nothing more. With the exception of Big Phil Scolari persuading Man U's best player to quit just as he takes over their closest rivals, this is an unmatched act of corporate sarcasm . I mean, it's Radiohead [imagine italics] for fuck's sake, a bunch of po-faced public schoolboys that are seriously compared to Pink Floyd as if that's a compliment. Alright, they're a bit better than Coldplay, but that's like saying the Police were better than Dire Straits or that puking beats diarrhoea.




















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Jun 7, 2008 3:05am
The fact is that few artists lend themselves less to 'Best Of' collections than Radiohead. What's more, each album creates its own steadily evolving and distinctive mood. A compilation album, particularly one foisted upon a listener by someone else's decision, will inevitably devalue the art. I doubt it's EMI's revenge. It's EMI flailing to capitalize and nab a few more dollars.
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